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refreshes:

that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”


rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great


cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

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two—tabs—of—mescaline:

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

NE HOY MOY ME YOY YOY


tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one